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Uh-huh......extra cheese
Uh-huh....uh-huh.....save a piece for me.
Pizza
party at your house
I went
just to check it out
Nineteen
extra larges, what a shame--no one ca-ame!
Just us
eatin' all alone
you said
"take the pizza home"
no sense
lettin' all this go ta waste...so then I fa-aced
pizza all day
and ev-er-y day
this cheese round the clock,
is gettin' me blo-ocked
and I sure don't care
for ir-regularity-hee....tell me,
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do
anything to just get my bowels evac-u-ated...
in the bathroom...
I sit and I wait and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain, oh,
should I take laxitives or have my colon irr-i-gat-ed?
no, noo, no....
I was
feelin' pretty down
till my
girlfriend came around
we're just
so alike in every way--I gotta sa-ay!
in fact
i just thought I might
pop the
question then at night
I was
kissin' her so tenderly--but woe is me-ee!
who woulda guessed
her family crest
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I'd suddenly spy
tattoed on her thigh
and son-of-a-gun
it's just like the one on me-hee....tell me,
how was I supposed to know we were both related?
believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never woulda dated!
what to do now...
should I go ahead and propose
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and
move to alabama were that kinda thing is tolerated?
no, noo, noo.....nooo, nooo no.....noo nooo..nooonooo....nooonooo noo....nooonooo nooo....
I had
so much on my mind
I thought
maybe I'd unwind
try out
that new roller coaster ride
and the gui-ide
said not to stand
but that's a demand
that I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
and stood up instead
and knocked off my head you see-ee-ee....tell me!
why'd I have to go and get myself de-cap-i-tated?
this really is a
major inconvienience, oh man I really hate it....
such a drag now..
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel any-more
can't spit or blow my nose or even read "Sports Illustrated"...
Oh no!
Why'd I have to get myself all mut-il-ated?
I gotta tell ya
life without a head kinda makes me irritated!
what a bum-mer...
can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze
but my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze, now
haven't been the same since my head and I were separated...
no, nooooo, nooo......
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