MONTY PYTHON RHUBARB TART LYRICS
RHUBARB TART LYRICS by MONTY PYTHON:
I want another slice of Rhubarb Tart
I want another lovely slice
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
A what-barb tart' A rhu-barb tart
I want another slice of rhubarb tart
The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of
He said, "I think therefore I am rhubarb tart"
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
Rene who' Rene Descartes
Poor mutt, he thought he was a rhubarb tart
Rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets
Especially the Immortal Bard
He made Richard the Third call out at Bosworth Field
"My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart"
Immortal what' Immortal tart
Rhubarb what' A rhubarb Bard
As rhymes go that is really pretty bad
[ Rhubarb Tart lyrics from
http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/m/monty_python/rhubarb_tart/ ]Since Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee
Laid down the axioms of abstract art
Even Jackson Pollock and Piet Mondrain
Prefer to paint a slice of rhubarb tart
Wassi who' A Wassi-ly
Kandin who' A Kandin-sky
And how he get in there for a start'
Read all the existentialist philosophers
Like Schopenhauer and Jea-Paul Sarte
Even Martin Heidegger agreed on one thing
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
Jean-Paul who' Jean Paul Sarte
That sounds just like a rhyme from Lionel Barte
I want another slice of rhubarb tart
I want another lovely slice
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice
I want another lovely slice
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
A what-barb tart' A rhu-barb tart
I want another slice of rhubarb tart
The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of
He said, "I think therefore I am rhubarb tart"
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
Rene who' Rene Descartes
Poor mutt, he thought he was a rhubarb tart
Rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets
Especially the Immortal Bard
He made Richard the Third call out at Bosworth Field
"My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart"
Immortal what' Immortal tart
Rhubarb what' A rhubarb Bard
As rhymes go that is really pretty bad
[ Rhubarb Tart lyrics from
http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/m/monty_python/rhubarb_tart/ ]Since Wassily Kandinsky and Paul Klee
Laid down the axioms of abstract art
Even Jackson Pollock and Piet Mondrain
Prefer to paint a slice of rhubarb tart
Wassi who' A Wassi-ly
Kandin who' A Kandin-sky
And how he get in there for a start'
Read all the existentialist philosophers
Like Schopenhauer and Jea-Paul Sarte
Even Martin Heidegger agreed on one thing
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart
A rhubarb what' A rhubarb tart
Jean-Paul who' Jean Paul Sarte
That sounds just like a rhyme from Lionel Barte
I want another slice of rhubarb tart
I want another lovely slice
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie
But rhubarb tart is oh-so-very nice
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