MONTY PYTHON PENIS SONG LYRICS
PENIS SONG LYRICS by MONTY PYTHON:
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong'
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
[ Penis Song lyrics from
http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/m/monty_python/penis_song/ ]Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Penis Song (Monty Python)
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong'
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
[ Penis Song lyrics from
http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/m/monty_python/penis_song/ ]Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
Penis Song (Monty Python)
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