DR. JOHN KISS ME I'M #!@*FACED LYRICS

i play in a band
we're the best in the land
we're big in bot chelsey and france
i play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
there's a line o' chicks waitin for their chance
so cummon' now honey
ill make you feel pretty
these other girls mean nothin to me
lets finsh these drinks and be gone for the night cause im more than a handful you'll see

So kiss me im shitfaced, im soaked, im soiled and brown
in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
i'm an x-football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
girls just cant keep up im a real love machine
i've had far better sex while in jail
i designed the sears tower
i make 2 grand an hour
i cook the world's best duck flamber
i take my pick of the lider
girls jockey for me
i dont need these lines to get layed

So kiss me im shitfaced, im soaked, im soiled and brown
in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round

I'm a man of the night
a real ladies delight
see my figure was chizzled from stone
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one more for the gal then i'll escort her home
come last call im never alone
i've a house on the hill with a red water bed
that puts hugh hefners mansion to shme
with girls by the pool and italian sports cars
im just hear in this dump for the game


So kiss me im shitfaced, im soaked, im soiled and brown
in the trousers she kissed me and i only bought her one round

eh fuck it
who am i shitin

i'm a pitiful sight
and i aint all that bright
im defenitly not chizzeled from stone
i'm a cheat and a liar
no woman's desire i'll probly die cold and alone

but just give me a chance
cause deep down inside
i swear i got a big heart of gold
i'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
cummon' honey lemme' take you home

So kiss me im shitfaced, im soaked, im soiled and brown
in the trousers (it was tiny) and i only bought her one round
Kiss Me I'm #!@*faced (Dr. John)


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